Worst chat-up line ever....

by **Guest** » 20-04-2005 12:01 AM

I m not sure how things are done here in Asia, but over in the western world, we have a few guys and some girls that have used the corniest and cheesiest chat up lines ever...
Have you ever been chatted up in a dodgy fashion? Or you just gave an evil come-back to the other person?

Since, I d rather have a drink or hop up and down like a mad man at the raves, I just have to proper evil responses:

1) Sorry I am on holiday. (My cousin was just :smt011 and WTF tag)

2) She says: what do you think of me?
My answer: I m indifferent towards you.

If anybody manages to beat those examples, I ll buy him or her 2 drinks and if they dont drink a meal then. :smt003 (By the way inventing an occurance isnt a valid response)

by **STEVIE** » 27-04-2005 12:36 AM

The WORST EVER chat up line I have overheard being used is:-

Do you want to go halves on a b[astard!!

It had me in stitches.

I think its a pretty good contender!!

by **Guest** » 27-04-2005 12:43 AM

Do you want to go halves on a b[astard!!

Doesnt really work too good since the male acctually knows he is fathering the child.... Its okay

Whats your worst chat-up line?

by **STEVIE** » 27-04-2005 12:49 AM

Also theres....

Are you a parking ticket cos you've got FINE written all over you!!
By the way, I just want to say that I NEVER USE CHAT UP LINES!!

everyone knows they don't work.